howtedmethiswife:

“Hi— I’m Ted Mosby. And exactly 45 days from now you and I are going to meet and we’re going to fall in love and we’re going to get married and we’re going to have 2 kids and we’re going to love them and each other so much. All that is 45 days away, but I’m here now I guess because… I want those extra 45 days with you. I want each one of them. Look and if I can’t have them I’ll take the 45 seconds before your boyfriend shows up and punches me in the face, because… I love you. I’m always gonna love you, til the end of my days and beyond. You’ll see.”

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

(Source: matsvri)

skylaraustin:

“Hi. One ticket to Farhampton, please.”

- The Mother.

Soul mates guys.

you-mean-a-lot-for-me:

omg. i did this guys.

Whatever choices you make, whatever details you alter, we will always end up- here.

drawsshits:

meanwhile Metatron